Competitive Horsedicking

“He’s plugged that hole pretty good for now, Tim, but can he sustain it?”
“Well, Jeff, we’ve seen this horse hold position for up to an hour before, so I guess we’ll find out!”
“That we will, Tim, and I can’t wait to see. Should we be getting our dicks out now, do you think?”
“I think let’s give it another half hour or so. For the sport.”
“Of course. For the sport.”