Slappy Bird

Centaur Bucephalus - the owner and sole employee of Happy Centaur Farms - has a very excitable bird. Look at it slapping away under him, living it’s best life. Aw. Adorable.

Anyway. Would you like to buy a bucket of fresh, thick centaur cum? Best price. It’s great for…stuff. You know. Milk substitutes, and…glue…and…

Alright fine, we all know you’re going to lube up your Chance with it. There. I said it. Whatever. It’s good lube, too, sure.