Whose Hand Is That?

“Hello? Yes, hi. Bob, from Finance. Um. Just a few questions, if you don’t mind.

Firstly—whose hand is that? On your hip? And what is that powerful, musky odour pervading the room? And what is that insistent slurping and moaning sound? And why are you sweating so much? And exactly what does GDP have to do with the DeleteRows macro? And is that your SHEATH I can see just above the table? And has anyone seen the new temp?

In your own time…”